we’re being faced with a serious issue.
there is only 1 sarcasm left
now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.
yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that
it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks
no youre right they really are but its fine they’ll all look like 6 day old unrefidgerated oatmeal by the time theyre 30 so why pay attention to the already damned
"well if Japanese people can wear blue jeans how come we can’t wear kimonos" well maybe because western culture isn’t unique, blue jeans don’t have any sort of religious or serious cultural significance and you are obviously ignoring the fact that western culture is a virus and has become infused by force with numerous others so try again.
Pro tip: when someone calls you exotic, call them bland and stale
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a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks